A Note to the Reader:
Below you will find the signature piece of St. Louis open-mic poet, Sick Puppy. Written sometime during the year 1994, it has been performed at several open mic venues in the St. Louis area since then a multitude of times. The poet has attempted to retire the poem as well as his nickname repeatedly with little success. He is learning to cope. Other poems that carry the distinctive Sick Puppy touch may appear on this site in the future.
Yours Sickly,
Sick Puppy |
Original 1994 version
I fantasize
I masturbate
My dog has the shits
I daydream about
Golda Meier
My dog has the shits
If Venus stood in front of me
My dog has the shits
Yes, Everyone knows |
2004 edited version
I fantasize
I masturbate
My dog has the shits
I daydream about
Golda Meier
My dog has the shits
If Venus stood in front of me
My dog has the shits
Yes, Everyone knows |